So as I continue to further my education at college, I decided to get a job on campus to help pay for my endless supply of ramen noodles and attempt to once in a while spring for something slightly more edible. Well my job normally is not too bad, however sometimes me and my fellow co-worker (another student) get some pretty awesome jobs, such as testing tons of keyboards. Well this started as a way to show our boss that we tested the keyboard, then started getting bored and well, read on and you will see how the test goes.

PREAMBLE

 

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Im not crazy

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THIS IS THE TEST TSENTENCE capitalized.

`1234567890-= qwertyuiop[]ASDFGHJKL;’

zXCVBNM,./123456789/*-+

0.

This sentence tests the response of the keyboard…Passed

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I dont like this USB keyboard. It’s too dainty, which is a word reserved for women. My keyboard MUST NOT BE A WOMAN! On to the tests…

`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbnm,.//*-

This sentence tests the response of the keyboard…Passed

PS. This keyboard wobbles….i would HATE a wobbly keyboard.

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Ah…Back to the original style…lovely…On to the tests…

 

`123456890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbnm,.//*-7894561230.

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This sentence tests the repsonse of the keyboard….Passed

Oh wait…Backspace sticks a little

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Good kleyboard, nice sound, good job

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbnm,./

Thugt i would test printscreen this time…

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Beige??????I did not know that that color still existed… Though i dont believe you can call this beige, slightly yellow

+Tests….

`1234567890-=qwertyuiolp[]ASDFGHJKL;’

ZXCVBNM,.//*-7894561230.

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Another beige one, almost white. I like the soft feel of this keyboard….I might keep it for myself…

It also has a little wobble

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbnm,.//*-789+456123

0.

Other than the wobble, it’s okay

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Scary….wow the keyboard just talked to me…This one has few letters remaining on it….with the nu8mber of good ones left, i see no reason to keep this pile…

+1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbn

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This one would be a prime candidate for a ceremonial burning…welcome to the office

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[Note: switched divider styles because equals is twice as long as hyphen. And BIGGER: end note]

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ergonomics….ridiculous….I feel retarded.

No further testing will be done on this, im confiused

 

 

j/k:

12345`67890-=qwertaqsdfgzxcvbyuiop[hjkl;nm,.//*-789+456+123

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++another retarded keyboard, i have nothing to say…

`12345qwertasdfgzxcvb67890-=yuio[]hjkl;’nm,.//*-

This test has passed

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Thank the lord for no more ergonomics. Who’s idea was that anyways…

12`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbnm,.//*-89+456123

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John did a very good job cleaning this one, but the keys stick a little

ADD THIS TO FPM POLICY : NO SOUP/BARBECUE SAUCE/FLYING BURRITO NEAR KEYBOARDS

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Dainty keyboard again, what kind of crap is that….It also wobbles, serious design flaw in DELL DAINTY Keyboard, REV A00

`1234567890-0=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbnm,.//*-

 

Very nice response though, if only it it wasn’t dainty

 

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A note to the maker of Dell QuietKey Beige keyboards….

Dear producer;

I am responding about the name of your keyboard…It turns out that the keys aren’t very quiet.

Love

Tester

 

1234567890-=`qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

zxcvbnm,.//*-789+456123

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Brilliant.

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Hello. Im growing weak with the painstakingly long process of checking each keyboard.

This DELL keyboard isn’t name QuietKey, but the keys are alot more quiet

/*- qwertyuiop[]Keys stick

 

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;’

cvbnm,.//*-

 

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ADSFADFADFADSFASDFASDFADSFADSFADSFADFADSFADFASDFASDFASDF

Ijust wanted to see how fast i could do that

The keys on this one are a little weird also….The humor in this is gone…

`12345678=’

Test failed….burn!

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SO im pretty excited. I just got promoted from the cleaning boy, to the official testr! Life iis going good places for me!

 

`1234567890-789+ASDFGHJKL;’

456+123

LFKGJMHGVOSN [WC-=51-3KC ‘;LKW=E07UGV5XCVBNM,./

OK THIS TEST IS DONE……

PASSED

i DEDICATE THIS TEST TO MY MOM.

 

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John apparantly doesn’t know what the heck CAPS LOCK DOES….

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No keyboards were harmed during the taping of this show